Hey did you know those pigeons in the park — Yeah, well, bet you didn’t know that they are tasty little suckers.
Cops have busted groups of oddball poachers in Prospect Park — a band of vagrants that was trapping and eating ducks, squirrels and pigeons.
Parks officers wrote four tickets — two for killing wildlife and two for illegal fishing — totaling $2,100 in fines during a two-day period last week. Bet the people ticketed will run right down and pay their fine … ROFLMAO
The city would not immediately release details of the incidents, which occurred on July 17 and 18 — just days after park-goers told rangers about a “Beverly Hillbillies”-like scene on the southeast side of the lake, near the ice skating rink.